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Shank; verb. The lascivious act of simultaneously masturbating and defecating culminating in a dual expulsion and an unrivalled sense of euphoria.
Chaps I have just shanked, you were all right, it is like being touched by god.
A shank is a slag word for knife
G watch when I catch that ute he’s gonna get shanked
Ayo back out the shank
The time saving method of both 'having a Shit and having a Wank at the same time'. Straining whikst having a poo can heighten orgasm.
See you in 5 mins lads I'm off for a shank
Shank, meaning to stab and jiggle a sharp object into someone's body. A deep stab and a little jiggle of the object is all to make a crisp shank.
Watch what you say about Jimmy, if he ever finds you, he'll shank you.
When a man takes a shit then continues to have a wank afterwards.
After a night out with the boys, Dean went to go take a shank
To shit and wank at the same time.
A derogatory term describing the activities of one who is ignorant
"Oh god, he was shanking, what a douche..."
The art of taking a shit whilst having a wank. Great way to save time. Also heightening the pleasure factor, as a big firm dump squeezes past the male g-spot.
I had a monster shit last night. Time was not on my side, so I decided to double up and had myself an awesome shank.
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My flatmate left the bathroom door unlocked last night, I accidentally walked in on him Shanking!
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