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Skin Ditched

When a girl with enormous tits and cleavage shoves your face in between her boobs so your face is stuck in the created "skin ditch".

Henry: dude! you just got skin ditched by Melissa!

Me: Waa...air...*gasp*...i....need...air...

by Tom the Ninja May 01, 2008


Skin Scarf

When a person's neck fat is so much that it appears they are wearing a scarf of skin

"Did you see the neck on that tubby hooker? Looks like she's wearing a skin scarf"

by kocksneeze October 19, 2009


Ovech-skin

The skin that connects your scrotum to your penis.

Guy One: "How'd that chick do for you last night?"
Guy Two: "Well, she was giving me a blow job. It was great, until she bit my Ovech-skin."
Guy One: "Ohh shit man. I feel bad for you."

by DjDickNBalls April 29, 2011


Skin Harp

A saggy vagina. Usually one you are able to strum on

When me and Katie 69'ed i played her skin harp

by idohavefriends February 25, 2011


Skin thirty

A Hand based sundial; when one of your friends asks you what time it is and you're naught wearing your watch and you're naught umbilically attached to your cellular phone and you look at your bare wrist and say skin thirty.

"Hey, jables? What time you got? "
"Uhm.. skin thirty buddy, I'm naught wearing my watch."

by Cthulhu Rex October 06, 2018


skin thirty

Its what you reply to someone when they ask you for the time and you don't have a watch

person 1: hey, what time is it?
person 2: *has no watch* uh...skin thirty

by xgxthx February 10, 2017


skin and blister

Cockney rhyming slang term for SISTER.

I’m ok, but I dunno about the old skin and blister.

by King Crasher June 20, 2018