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When a girl with enormous tits and cleavage shoves your face in between her boobs so your face is stuck in the created "skin ditch".
Henry: dude! you just got skin ditched by Melissa!
Me: Waa...air...*gasp*...i....need...air...
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When a person's neck fat is so much that it appears they are wearing a scarf of skin
"Did you see the neck on that tubby hooker? Looks like she's wearing a skin scarf"
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The skin that connects your scrotum to your penis.
Guy One: "How'd that chick do for you last night?"
Guy Two: "Well, she was giving me a blow job. It was great, until she bit my Ovech-skin."
Guy One: "Ohh shit man. I feel bad for you."
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Its what you reply to someone when they ask you for the time and you don't have a watch
person 1: hey, what time is it?
person 2: *has no watch* uh...skin thirty
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A Hand based sundial; when one of your friends asks you what time it is and you're naught wearing your watch and you're naught umbilically attached to your cellular phone and you look at your bare wrist and say skin thirty.
"Hey, jables? What time you got? "
"Uhm.. skin thirty buddy, I'm naught wearing my watch."
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A saggy vagina. Usually one you are able to strum on
When me and Katie 69'ed i played her skin harp
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Cockney rhyming slang term for SISTER.
I’m ok, but I dunno about the old skin and blister.
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