Tired

A mom who... uses incomplete sentences

Example: (being tired and forgetting what you're doing)
"I came here to grab...wait...:loud bang: What was that?!...oh yeah, we're out of milk, right?"

Tired

Me

Capybaras are adorable and you can fight me if You disagree

(Tired)

poking the tire

When you stick the tip of your dick in a fat girls bellybutton.

"Yo I heard John got caught with Jenny POKING THE TIRE!"

donkey Tired

a feeling of being extremely tired

my daughter was donkey tired after staying out at the party last night

I’m tired

When you stay up all night watching YouTube or FaceTiming someone

Hey bill I stayed up all night watching YouTube I’m tired like I want to sleep maybe I’ll put some sun glasses on so Jim doesn’t notice I’m sleeping

I’m tired

“I’m tired”

-David’s popular quote

David: I’m tired
Nathan: Same
Emmanuel: Bruh, first David, now you?

tire snake

Known as a retread tire on a semi-truck

Holy fuck! A tire snake just took off our muffler! Or OMG! That tire snake just cracked our windshield!