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1.n. in reference to the chest region of a woman, "Tits Almighty" is a size of equal or greater value to DD bra size.
2.n. big ass tits
"Hey, did you see the new girl today?"
"Who, Tits Almighty?"
"Yeah, her"
The oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. Often, these malshaped breasts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. The tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. They're easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions while during calistentics.
-Dom's firm missile tits perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!
A girl who has huge tits, only because she's fat and eats to much.
That chick's tits aren't hot... she has calorie tits!
A woman who with a nasty personality, usually also rather unattractive and hence very undesirable.
Look at vinegar tits over there... A right nasty bitch with the looks of Saddam Hussein's camel.
The two greatest things in life.
Thats the tits and beer of things!
A condition that occurs when a pair of boobs are shaped in such a manner that they both point out far to the sides, leaving a large gap in between. This generally unattractive condition thus makes the boobs resemble a pair of penguin feet.
Boobs suffering from penguin tits are generally not round in shape and instead flop to the sides like flap jacks.
"Dude, her boobs looked good in that shirt, but once she took off her push-up bra she had total penguin tits. It was an illusion bro."