moon walking

When you have to take a shit so bad, you have to walk slow, like you are on the moon, on your way to the bathroom.

I was holding my poop for so long at Walmart, I was moon walking all the way to the stalls. I didn't make it though and I crapped by the tvs.

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moon coon

a nigger on the moon.. therefore coon + moon = Moon Coon...

what do you call niggers on the moon?

a moon coon

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blue moon

to drink or get wasted

Let's go to blue moon this weekend

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Sailor Moon

A sexxy babe who punishes naughty people with her moon powerz.

Sailor Moon loves to show her panties in every episode (8^B

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moon cricket

Name given to look-outs that stand on the corner and make an audible sound with their mouths to alert drug dealers when a police car approaches.

***Police car comes around the corner.*** "Whoo-eeee!"
Officer 1 says to Officer 2, "Damn moon crickets gave us up already!"

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moon pie

When you fart and it vibrates your cooter.

that wasn't a queef, it was a moon pie.

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Moon Cock

(Noun) cock that is so perfect in every way (size, shape, taste) and can fuck so good as to give an out-of-this-world orgasm, it's as rare and special as moon rocks.

Chris: Ohhhh sweet jesus i can't wait to see john again!
Sara: Why's that?
Chris: cause he has a total moon cock!

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