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When you booty slap a french girl so so hard she can't walk
I just french toasted her
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Toasted Western: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.
1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Western.
2- So my girl came home last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if I'm in the mood some some Toasted Western.
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This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.
Guy 1: What happened to Glen?
Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.
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A fart let out of the asshole.
"Dude did you just fart? I smell some toasted cheese"
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not having a back bone, weak, a pushover, mama's boy, henpeaked
if you have ever gone to the mall and your see a guy carrying his wife/girlfriend/or goomah's pocket book then the guy is soft toast............
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Extremely hung over, often with alcohol seeping from pores and a general feeling of repulse.
I'm shit on toast after that bottle of scotch and pack of Styvo's I had last night.
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It's a cleaner way to express your frustration. Cause the toast doesn't actually stink. My youth group at church came up with it. Cause someone said it once and it kind of stuck. Now all of us use it.
Stink on toast. I just missed my turn.
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