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Toilet Taint

The part of the toilet between the tank of the toilet and the toilet bowl. This is where pubes, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.

Much like an actual taint the 'toilet taint' is merely the connection between two major features. While not particularly useful, it is extremely necessary.

Person 1: I have to throw out my toothbrush it fell on the toilet taint.

Person 1: I cleaned the bathroom!
Person 2: No you didn't! There is still a forest of pubes and 2 years worth of dried urine on the toilet taint!

by Cherrubim March 17, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toilet paper

Its an ass-wipe

by Hlyn Eyb September 15, 2003

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Toilet Humper

A very dirty person or a slut.

Dude she is a toilet humper, she smells like a fish hatchery.

by MusicmanKB October 11, 2006

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Toilet Time

The extremely important time of the normal man's day when he sits his rear end on a clean toilet to participate in a number 2. During toilet time the man may use his IPod, read a book, or make random noises while thinking about important matters such as bills, work, school, girls, and/or video games.

"After such a long day I couldn't wait for Toilet Time so that I could get it all sorted out."

by Pvt Duct Tape November 19, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Prison toilet

The act of shanking someone, shitting in the shank hole, and then fucking said shitty hole

Last night when I was sleeping Ty gave me a prison toilet

by Davety September 16, 2015

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toilet stuffer

Toilet stuffer, a somewhat derogatory term used to describe any spieces of small, annoying, loud, obnoxious dog, that when is in the process of being eliminated via the flush appliance, gets stuck. Colour of fur is not important, but compression resistance of curly hair would consequently qualify smaller dogs to this classification.

That barking, loud, little shitzu is about to become a toilet stuffer!

by Darryl Mabee December 27, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toilet roll

A word to call a friend

Skitz see his man "Ay yo wagwan my toilet roll

by Steve_jobs1654iu6538 August 25, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž