Too many FuckIts

The reason an alcoholic gives for having to quit drinking.

Should I sleep on the sofa or drive 10 minutes home? ehhh FuckIt....where's my keys?

5 hours earlier;

Should I go home or to the bar? ehhh FuckIt....I'll just stop for one.

Too many FuckIts gets expensive in many ways.

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nub too nub

nuhb 1. To love someone completely, admiration, a profoundly tender passionate affection another person. 2. Sexual passion or desire. 3. Term of endearment (you are my sweetest nub). 4. Playful twist on the word love.

I nub too nub you!, (nub 2 nub), You are my nub.

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Moore's Law Too

Coined by David of Collierville, TN, his premise is: if you post anything on the internet, someone you know will see it. No matter how anonymous or private or hidden or secure you may believe your pictures or blog or webpage to be, it will be found by someone who knows who you are, who will likely share their finding with others who know you. The lesson Moore's Law Too strives to teach is: do not upload anything you do not want shared.

Being dooced is when one is fired from their job as a direct result from blogging about it. The employer finding the blog is Moore's Law Too in effect. If you take a provocative picture of yourself and upload it anywhere, be prepared for someone to recognize you and share this.

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its too much

Its too much originated from Richmond hill toronto Ontario. It all started with a small tape recording "its 2 much" remix. It then became world famouse throughout Thornlea SS. This phrase is very popular throughout Canada. It could be used as a feeling of excitment, and the best way to use it is at CANADA's PARAMOUNT wonderland. Lastly, "Its 2 much" is also a porno company.

Ex. Its 2 much! (thumbs up)
Ex. Giggidy giggidy goooeee ITS 2 muCHHhh!
Ex. This is too much for me.
Ex. WoW that guy is too much.
Ex. Guys, did you hear that new its too much remix?

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too far gone

When a member of a team has pregamed way far beyond the game and reached the post game highlights. Usually a lightweight person.

Rick: Yo broski, Katie Garrity is too far gone!!

Chaz: Yeah brosophocles, but she only pregamed with like 4 shots.

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Cake and Eat it too

“I want my cake and eat it too/also”.

Cake is perishable, so if you have your cake, rejoice. Eat your cake, leaves nothing.

If, it isn’t gone already? Should someone else find it!

While the fantasy sounds good, it is fleeting.

But if you come close, remember; “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!”.

Cake and Eat it too

When a person mistakenly wishes and uses this to get both or all of what they want. When used negatively to express the impossibility is better usage.

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talks too much

satan

One thing all of creation can agree upon, satan talks too much, the fukn pussy just can't shut up .

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