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The art of driving around and purposely pissing off other drivers.
A road troll decides when and where and who to troll on. One bad move can result in a deadly accident OR a speeding ticket.
Example One: You just turned right into a two lane street. There is a car trying to pass you but you match their speed and don't let them pass. The other driver flips you off before switching back into your lane behind you.
Example Two: In a packed parking lot, a loser looking for a space asks you "Hey are you leaving?" "No!" You sit in your car until they leave and then you back up and leave. Someone else gets that space.
Example Three: You turn right on to a two lane road. There is a driver trying to pass you because you are too slow because you just merged into the street. You floor the gas pedal (DANGEROUS) and they angrily get back into your lane. WHERE THEY BELONG.
"Hey guess what I did yesterday?"
"What?"
"I hella road trolled on this old ass lady at the college. She asked if I was leaving and with the most serious face I said "No, I'm getting a book". Someone else got the space"
"Road trolling!"
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1.) A festival the smartass' of social networking sites partake on a daily basis around the world, joining together and providing humor,humiliation, and mental/emotional abuse at the Original Posters exspense. Only to meet a common goal of wining the troll-a-thon and proudly glorifying their rein as supreme douche.
Politicians "running for office."
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Facebook
Myspace
Skype
Formspring
Every Blog
Xbox live
Troll-a-thon
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Someone notoriously good at packing bowls of marijuana.
"Holy shit how'd you pack that bowl so fast? You're like the bowl troll man!"
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(Trollus familiarus)
A friend or family member who posts immediately on your status updates with the (perhaps subconscious) desire to make you look like an idiot. They may well think they are doing you a favor.
Congrats on winning the Nobel Prize, it's hard to believe you're the same guy that crapped your pants in third grade — signed, your Facebook Troll
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Someone who unwittingly attracts trolls and/or general internet psychos. The initial pull that draws the troll to its magnet is frequently a benign comment posted on a forum or group, or in certain (rare) cases it may be nothing more than pure chance.
Friend A: “All Zara said was that she didn’t like tinted glasses, and this crazy guy just went…well crazy about it.”
Friend B: “Like OMG, she’s such a troll magnet.”
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massive dump, usually as big as someones head, also related to creiping as you can creipe someone with a truong toll
Creiping = taking a dump on someone or something
Austin: I just did a massive truong troll
Lachlan: Sick one, I did two yesterday in one session
Austin: I did a Truong troll and put it in your bag, I creiped you
Lachlan: You dick
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A 'troll alert' is an alarm issued when an internet troll is detected. A Troll is a person who posts outrageous or insensitive messages to bait people to answer. Trolls like to cause debate-mayhem on forums and posts, by provoking and pulling people into heated discussion. Results in general discord and new enemies. Troll Alerts are issued to help prevent victims of troll-tolls:
"So the other day I was walking past this girl and I said she looked hot, and she gave me a dirty look. What a b*tch. Am I right?" -Troll
"Troll alert" - Superman
"Let's ignore this guy" Well-informed citizen
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