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The age at which a boy constantly feels the urge to masterbate.
The "wanking age" is usually about 14/15 and is commonly experienced by boys who just need to get out more. Although I wouldn't advise it as I believe masterbation is illegal in public places.
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Spanking one out, while hanging your feet over the door ie upside down. take and orange or in extreme bat wank situations a lemon and bite down,
The key is to shoot your beans before you pass out, warning a crashmat or mattressmight be advisable in extreme bat wank situations
I shot my beans against the HD plasma as i was bat wanking to trisha because she looked so real.
I hurt my head after passing out in an extreme "Bat Wank"
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Someone who jacks off while driving. Please note this is extremely dangerous as most men loser thoughts of what they are doing during orgasm.
Wank Driving;
playboy magazine delivery boy gets extremely horny and starts jacking off in car causing a serious of car accidents and some free magazines.
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The act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self ala Michael Hutchence. Good times.
Jeremy had grown old with wanking. He'd tried all types. Regular wanks. Danger wanks. On buses. Trains. Bikes. All types. Now it was time to move onto the ultimate wank. The Asphyxi Wank.
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When a person is both a wanker and a knob head.
Joe: Did you see that guy, Alan?
Spence: Yeah, he was a total wank knob...fuckin' Martyn.
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The act of masturbating to something sexually displeasing, usually over disgusting pornography or someone considerably unattractive. The challenge will be completed if one forces oneself to cum.
1:
"I did a challenge wank over 2 girls 1 cup last night"
2:
Billy: I challenge wanked to Olga's profile picture last night
Sam: No way, that's disgusting! Did you complete the challenge?
Billy: To my disgust, yes!
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Noun.
A metaphorical storage centre where pictures, videos, mental images, thoughts or otherwise can be held for safe keepings with the intention to masturbate to at a more convenient time.
Did she just pop out?
Yeah I made a deposit to the wank bank
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