When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.
Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!
The opposite of Weird flex but okay, used when someone is bragging about something in a negative way.
Person 1: Hey guys its two days before the exam, did anyone start studying yet?
Person 2: Weird flab but okay
The moment in a porno when things stop being a poorly acted and scripted movie, and becomes an A-list porn flick
Break weird in this movie came when danny d started grabbing titty instead of grabbing more food
I have a weird fetish for small holes please help this sucks
Erratic weather caused by global warming and climate change.
Without notice Global Weirding occured, Texas went from an early beautiful spring day to below freezing temperatures unsteadily.
When a man resorts to weird child like behavior to attain attention from his spouse by being negative, dismissive, or in his feelings.
Grown men giving childish behavior to gain his woman’s attention. Instead of using his adult mind to convey his needs.
A man that suddenly acts out of social norms in retaliation to not liking what a woman does
Ie. A man condemning you playfully for wearing something revealing
When you rell a man that you’re not interested and he tries to apply pressure to change your mind.
When a man brings you the same energy from his last relationship into his new relationship
Ie. Treating all women the same and not trying to learn his spouse needs
Joe is really giving off Weird Dick Energy always handling his disagreements with Jane like a three-year-old.
It’s crazy how much Jane begs Joe to take her out on dates, but every weekend he starts an argument being real WDE so they don’t end up going nowhere .
Joe weird dick energy ass met J at the strip club and now picks on her for being a stripper
Dudes be on some weird dick energy. Whenever you tell a man I’m not interested he will you so pretty your ass to death.
Someone who is poor with no money, this guy has terrible security online
blud your moving mad weirdful, pattern up g