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whack chamois

Chamois or material used to catch semen when jacking off

i'm off to watch some porn and have a good session with my whack chamois

by Stu Lieman February 19, 2018


base whack

A poser or loser that has fungal infection of the genital areas.

Dude you're such a base whack.

She's a total base whack.

by Pseudonymousleme March 10, 2016


Right Whack

When someone does something clearly dangerous and fucking stupid and then suffers the obvious consequences of their actions. Especially when that person complains about it after.

1. Kit was the world's best "free climber" - scaling deadly precipices with no ropes or safety equipment. Sadly Kit is no longer with us. Fuckin right whack Kittybang!!!!!!

2. Watch this youtube video of a guy getting his finger bitten off after he sticks his finger in a crocodile's chomper! "Uh oh, this sounds like a right whack".

by Chief Charles Moose June 7, 2011


Weed-whack

Verb. 1) removing weeds via a long hand-operated tool. 2) removing male stress via a long hand-operated tool. 3) removing female stress via use of a long hand-operated tool.

1. He weed-whacked the edge of his yard. 2. He weed-whacked until he exhaled and fell asleep. 3. He weed-whacked her until she whimpered and fell asleep.

by Woodsy Woman June 30, 2020


Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.

I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024


Off Whack

off whack is a term used to describe something or someone that is weird or crazy

“this movie is so off whack

“we are so off whack today

by sigma leader December 20, 2024


whack wellies

To have sex a.k.a. Knocking boots

Ayo we finna whack wellies tonight or what?’

by lolkidim12 November 12, 2020