stinky shid boy who can never shower properly the first time around. always has to retry again and again. at least he has perseverance!
wow.. you smell just like Owen Waldman.
A manipulative asshole who will never find true happiness because the tumblr, skinny ass, weed addicted, big titted, dick suckers he so desperately wants dont exist and if they did they would never go for him because girls want a guy who doesnt make them feel completely worthless, fat, ugly, stupid and so gut wrenchingly lonely that they have no reason but to settle for his belittling ways and suffer in silence as their soul slowly whittles away to dust he would use in his next role-up. No, they want a caring, generous man who will great them with the respect and love they deserve. This is far from an owen macdougal. STAY AWAY.
That guys an absolute asshole to her, he must be owen macdougal. Only he can throw away his only chance of happiness over her minuscule imperfections.
Guy 1: Look at her, She’s hot
Guy 2: Nah bro she definitely taken
Guy 1: By who?
Guy 2: A guy named Owen
Guy 2: It’s always “Braylee and Owen”
The biggest nigga, a.k.a. BIG NIGGA
Jesus Owen Porter is a big ass nigga!!
An amazing person with a great personality. Is shy at first but once you get to know her is a very loud and outgoing person. Loves playing sports and hanging out with friends. Very smart and loves to joke around. She loves to act and sing but gets stage fright. In general an amazing person too be around and will always be there for you no matter what.
Troy: this girl is drop dead gorgeous
Me: ya I know that’s brianna Nicole Owens
Troy: I gotta know her so we can be friends
(n) a female that is now the true definition of a simp bc her hot girl summer had ended quicker than she thought
man, ciera owens beeb simpin lately