Pot of Gold

Smoking a bowl through a potato.

My friend and I got totally ripped off that last Pot of Gold.

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gold rush

A rush of people interested in dating East Asians

Guy 1: Dude, check them out! I just found a gold mine!
Guy 2: You're into Asian girls...?
Guy 1: Yeah man. They're hott.
Guy 2: You're such a gold miner...
Guy 3: What's wrong with Asian girls? They're the best.
Guy 2: Nothing. I'm just not attracted to them.
Guy 4: I can't believe you're not interested in Asians.
Guy 2: What the crap?! Is this a gold rush???

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Pot of gold

What you might get if you shit in a toilet bowl after eating corn

Gross! Someone left a pot of gold in the men's room

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Brown Gold

Feces of Asian Palm Civet (Kopi Luwak)

Coffee beans recovered from this Civet shit fetches hefty price

Julia brews Brown gold for breakfast

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ear gold

A euphemism for ear wax.

I was digging in my ear and got a nice big clump of ear gold! Sweet!

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gold blooded

Of or pertaining to royal blood; possessing the blood of kings and queens, of or relating to origins from the Gold Coast (present day Ghana)

1) We are from Ghana and a lineage of the gold blooded. 2) The history of African Kingdoms & Empires pre-European stealth and conquest gives reason for a majority of Black people across the globe to claim they are gold blooded.

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gold star

getting 100% on a song on Guitar Hero.

"Hell yeah, i gold starred a song on expert!"

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