bite your face off

When you are really really really really really mad at someone

If you don't stop I'll bite your face off

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call waiting face off

When you are on the phone with someone and someone else calls. The two people calling you enter call waiting face off.

I cant believe i lost a call waiting face off with my girlfriend's sister.

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Cock faced shovel monkey.

Derogatory term to describe a person who is a jobsworth.

What do you mean I can't park there you Cock faced shovel monkey.

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I'll kill your face

A combination of kill yourself and your face generally used to threaten.

Person #1: ...it could be very erotic if you tried it.
Person #2: Don't even go there.
Person #1: But it-
Person #2: I'll kill your face!

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drink face

The act of fucking a face so savagly that you can drink it afterwards.

God i want to drink face Annette.

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Face Paw

The act of pawing someone with an open palm to the face. A long and exaggerated stroke of the face normally accompanied by either the standard BWEEEAAAAAOOOOOO sound effect or a variety of others.

Dave: BWWWEEEAAAAOOOOOOOOO
Jeremy: Godammit don't hit me with the Face Paw I'm trying to read here do that some other time.

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face time

When you say "hi"

There's Tom. Face time Tom!

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