V-bagging is when a mysterious and surprising vagina appears on your face while asleep. Some V-bags are so sneaky, you will not know of it until you receive a random text of a photo while nursing your next-day-hangover.
"Dave's snoring is so bad that if I am ever going to get some beauty sleep, I must V-bag him in order to stop it!"
Jack a guy off into a condom, tie it up into a nice little package, pop that into his arse, and send him off with a pat on the bottom.
My date last night was fantastic, and I even got to take home a reverse doggy bagging!
Often used for massive mixed racial people like Terrell Jacks.
Wow terrell you look like two guys in a sleeping bag!!
I act of slapping your testicles against a vagina. Sex. Fornication. Intercourse.
I gave your sister a bag whippin in her friends bed.
After a nice date at Applebee’s I took Ashley home and gave her a bag whippin on the couch.
Samantha’s vagina was sore after I gave her a bag whippin.
I hope my girl isn’t pregnant after I gave her that bag whippin last night.
It's a fanny pack printed with the image of a flabby belly, complete with a belly button and hair, making it look disturbingly realistic. When in reality it's just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.
How To Use The Dad Bod Fanny Pack?
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.
When you tilt a bag of chips back so you can eat it without your hands. This results in bag curse which is closely related to zorn sack.
“Omg bro you were so hungry you just got bag curse”