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When your Scrotum is long enough to envelope a penis. The goal is to get a Testicle on either side of the shaft.
I was marble bagging this guy in the alley last night.
(Noun) What a Catholic priest offers an alter boy to get the taste of semen out of his mouth.
Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.
after a long day of hot weather your bag is sticky from sweat
i got enouh bag gravy for thanksgiving
A being that inhibits a small to medium sized luggage bag and is above all things, accepting of the people it meets. The troll bag typically takes time to get use to a knew face and will need to become comfortable with its surroundings before poking its head and arms out being less tense. The bag troll feels easily threatened and will seek shelter and protection from nearby individuals that it trusts and/or feels attatched to. The average diet of the bag troll includes snickers bars, doritos, chips and dip, donuts, maccoroni bites, blooming onions, and ice creams in a variety of sorts, in addition to several other sorts of fried foods. Bag trolls repel all forms of physical work or labor, but is excellent at keeping company to lonely people in need of comfort or a friend that will listen. They can speak every language imagineable, including English, French, Grimlin, Sign language, Chinese, Spanish, German, Latin, and many more. Overall, the bag troll is the perfect friend for all.
Sam is a bag troll; she is patient zero of an entirely new species, the father being a lost airport luggage bag and the mother being a Grimlin.
When your cross necklace repeatedly smacks a girl in the face as you’re having sex
Her mom thinks I’m a nice boy cause I wear a cross… she don’t know I’m gonna be Jesus bagging her daughter with that cross later.
bags not playing, say this in an argument to instantly win. or use it to make the other persons opinion immediately invalid
jessica: i’m so ugly
brad: no you’re adorable bags not playing
jessica: ugh fine!
when you dropping logs the doo doo water slaps up on your nutsack
Mannnn, Ryan and Joe are playing shit swords, you know they boxers gonna stink when they cover their stink bags.