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Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 9, 2018


Then one day the cat got her

That someone passed away or died.

Then paulie says "then One day the cat got her. "Realizing his friend ivy had died.

by X blade slim March 14, 2022


Oneli

A person that is very sexually frustrated that they are willing to anything anywhere.

I Oneli you in the temple

by Oneli November 23, 2021


one match wonder

The moment a person gets lucky in a fighting game, sometimes using bad techniques, and does not rematch their opponent

I hate one match wonders...they suck

by countchokcula November 22, 2022


tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016


I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022


ONE RED CAR

i literally cant be any more specific.

How can i make "ONE RED CAR" more specific? I Literally cant!

by Mr. Some1one November 8, 2018