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a popular response in tweet form to a selfie with deer
it is a sentence you idiot "I'm getting the running"
When your high is staring to wear off.
{Guy 1} Hey, Dude the pizzas getting cold {Guy 2} Oh shit dude, lets bake another one!
When you bone numerous raw dog sloots but manage to not get an std
Ginger bar wench: "did you see who Regan fucked last night? I'm surprised he didn't get aids"
Crippled rugby player: "he really got off Scott-free"
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Getting off scott-free
When a Gastroenterologist can not do his or her job to stop a gastrointestinal bleed which requires calling the Interventional Radiology team to save the patients life.
Damn guys, we keep getting lambed this weekend on call.
A skit made up as part of a series of skits usually made with Scratch known as SinComics. It's made by the same person who made Shape World.
Sleaad: Get your glasses on!
Green Square: nope
Crown: Get your glasses on.
Green Square: come on, i don't want to
Crown: Then it's detention!
Green Square: NO WAIT
Crown: IT'S TOO LATE!!!
Green Square: (screams louder than a volcano and crashes)
When you get what's ironically expected.
My wedding ring fell down the sink!! I guess you Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.
To not be, stressed, irate and/or angry
John says “ scuse me I’ve been waiting 20 monitored for my drink, where is it ? !! “
Aaron says “ sorry sir, it’s on its way, don’t get fizzy “