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Sarcastic reference to da "checks in but doesn't check out" performance of unwanted body-mass dat many folks experience, especially those with low metabolism and/or edema or other medical conditions dat hinder da efficient processing of carbs, salt, and glucose.
Many highly-advertised waistline-reducing diets may not only be ineffective, but they can really be a "one-weigh valve" for your MONEY, as well, in that you just keep spending more and more over long periods of time in an effort to drop the poundage, while never really getting all that much in the way of noticeably-positive results.
A shameless, uncredited parody of "Another One Rides the Bus" by Weird Al. Queen should be ashamed.
Another One Bites the Dust is a terrible parody
(usu. derogatory) give birth. Derived from the sound made after the command "push, push, push!!!"
Michelle has been knocked up forever, when is she gonna grunt one out?!
When you are donkin one that means your taking a huge number 2, and it just dunked.
Josh - I have to go shit. Marty - you be donkin one? Josh - yes.
When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.
As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.
A person who tries to slyly give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is then caught.
“Graham caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper in the toilet”
A person who tries to give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is caught by another person.
“Graham walked into the toilet and caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper”