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ass munching cunt face

The third most offensive insult someone can receive. see cunt muffin, and cock juggling thunder cunt

Go to hell you ass munching cunt face.

by Failbot6669 June 21, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


punch a baby whale in the face

what you feel like doing when you're really, really, REALLY freakin' pissed.

"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"

"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"

by I don't actually punch whales April 9, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


bouncing waves of fuck-face

no cell phone service, sporadic cell signal causing clipping phone conversations and/or disconnections

While driving in the mountains bouncing waves of fuck-face made it impossible to call mom.

by dead saint September 25, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


pussy ain't got no face

A saying held near and dear to those who will fuck anything that walks. Basically means that it's always worth it to beat it up, because no matter how the rest of her looks it's still gonna feel good.

Judd: "Man what in god's name are you doing to that sheep?"
Cletus: "Uh...I was just trying to push it through the fence."
Judd: "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."
Cletus: "Hey man, you know the name of the game. Pussy ain't got no face."
Judd: "Yeah I guess you're right. I got next."

by Nick D August 18, 2004

570๐Ÿ‘ 390๐Ÿ‘Ž


i hate your face

the amount of hatred that is directly connected to sight of the front part of you head. also see: www.ihateyourface.com

your face is jank, i hate your face. if i see your face again i will kick you in the neck

by h-bizzle 5 shizzle February 26, 2005

55๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


all over my face

when one desires something so much they have to have it "ALL OVER THEIR FACE"

"I would like a Miller Lite ALL OVER MY FACE!"
"I had those hashbrowns ALL OVER MY FACE"

by Molly/Ashley August 27, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Resting bitch face

It a person that has a face that makes them look like a bitch also being named becca

Becca has a resting bitch face

by Askalak2 December 25, 2015

5๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž