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I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022


ONE RED CAR

i literally cant be any more specific.

How can i make "ONE RED CAR" more specific? I Literally cant!

by Mr. Some1one November 8, 2018


One World Trade Center

June 24, 2027, time for the seaqual

Terrorist” 1: You know the plan we had for the One World Trade Center?

“Terrorist” 2: Yup, I’m ready.

by HelpImHavingAStroke February 9, 2024


One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.

Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.

by inagadadavida November 11, 2012


going from one hell to a slaughterhouse

An idiom describing a situation where individuals fleeing a repressive country, seeking refuge in another, find themselves in an equally or even more dangerous environment.

The refugees are going from one hell to a slaughterhouse if something isn't done quickly.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg June 5, 2024


stood one up

To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.

To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.

‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent

by mrbruceman December 13, 2022


one boxer

A person who would choose the single opaque box rather than taking both the opaque box and the box that contains 100 dollars in the scenario known as Newcomb's paradox.

Steve and Mike are one boxers because they believe they can have an affect on what the demon put in the box beforehand.

by Deffy Dog November 1, 2021