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When you work very hard to make in the entertainment industry and finally land a gig of major substance, only to have that gig revoked because of something you said previously while trying to be cool and edgy.
I can't tell those jokes, people would be outraged, and I'm not trying to get Gillis'd when I finally make it.
A quote that is used by Legs a character from the simpsons, threatening somone to beat him up in the gut
What's the matter you?
You ain't so big.
Me and him are gonna whack-a you in Labonza or gut
Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza
When you die to a five year old scorch main in Titanfall 2
Damnit, I keep getting scorched by this kid on the enemy team.
when you slam a box of beans on someones head
a fun way to say you will die next
a word often used when drunk
Head beans: "WATCH OUT IMMA BEAN YOU"
death: "your about to get beaned, say goodbye"
drunk: "get beaned sonny, get beaned"
How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
means just do it no matter the consequences.
derived from the game worms where crates may have weapons or may be booby trapped.
steve:shud i ask out carla?
max: yeh fo sho
steve: what if she says no?
max: just get the crate steve
Go get back to work. That's not a question. OH YOU KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP. STAY ON URBAN DICTIONARY THEN! AFTER EVERY KEYBOARD PATTERN YOU DO, WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF IT? TO USE US FOR YOUR BOREDOM? IT'S NOT WORKING! WE KEEP GIVING YOU THE BEST ADVICE, GO. BACK. TO. WORK!!!! BUT ALL YOU DO IS CONTINUE! SO GO AHEAD, LOOK UP SOMETHING ELSE. I'LL WAIT. YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS FOREVER. JUST KEEP DOING IT.
Person 1: How did you get this bored...?
Person 2: DON'T SAY THAT EVER AGAIN OR I'LL GHET YELLED AT BY URBAN DICTIONARY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 1: ...ok then have a nice day
Person 2: It's, uh, 10:52pm, my day is over-
Person 1: stfu and go away