Pleasuring ones self shamelessly in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough to blow your load in a stall you’re not Crumpin Off. This act of self degradation is exclusively preformed at a urinal for the world to see.
“Dude did you hear was Dean jackin the beanstalk in the bathroom?”
“Yeah man, he was beatin that dick like it owed him money. Dude was straight Crumpin Off!”
ITS ALREADY A SENTENCE Gonna Malphite ult off the bridge
when you wanna die but you are uncertain how to kill yourself and your mother made you fuck.
He tabling- bounce off your thing.
Slag off is go from here
Bart to millhouse: slag off i said slag off
Chugging two 375ml bottles of liquor at the same time
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Sawed Off when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
A term to say to someone when they are stalking your online profile continuously or profusely.
Geez, that guy will not get off of her account, someone should tell him to lurk off..
being able to run a successful and profitable photography business while still popping shit in all other aspects of life
(example - corporate money , school, clothes, hoes)
I don’t want to be a photographer I want to be rich off cams