pulled one

to say or do something stupid

You just pulled one.

Rule number one

This expression is mostly from social media (specifically Tiktok). Rule number one is "cars are better than people." Mostly used by car people/Motorsport fans.

"No way, he cheated on you? Hop in my car, and never forget rule number one"

"I'm always prioritising rule number one, that's why I never date anyone."

Rule Number One

$Always look cool." Invented and written originally by Ardicio Galvao.

What is rule number one?

Tie one on

Rip heaters with Dori's dad.

I want to tie one on with Dori's hot dad.

Tie one on

Rip heaters with Dori's dad.

I want to tie one on with Dori's hot dad.

The One Piece

It's not real.

I need you to lower it down.

Please stop sending me dick pics.

THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS FAKE!

To Colonize One's Virgin Island

To take one's virginity.

"Last night was crazy dude, I saw Josh getting his Virgin Island colonized."
"What does that mean?"
"To colonize one's Virgin Island is to take one's virginity."
"WHAT?? Who did he lose his virginity to then?"
"I was too drunk, can't remember."