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optional day to celebrate! Reveal what you look like on December 3rd to either online friends you trust or just random people!!! Have fun!!
Hey, did you know it’s Online Face Reveal day?
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Resting Mom Face RMF. Similar to Resting Bitch Face, but exaggerated by the sheer over tired zombie like nature of a mother. The years of interrupted sleep, repeatedly asking they boys not to fart at the table, and giving ‘the look’ when we were in public had rapidly increased the severity of my previous RBF diagnosis. I was told that prolonged exposure to being ignored, hearing ones name on repeat, stepping on LEGOs in the dark, and constantly walking into a bathroom where the TP roll has not been replaced can increase your risk of serious Resting Mom Face.
credit: Timothy Joseph
TJ looked at Patti and couldn't help but notice she had Resting Mom Face RMF. No matter what he said all she would do is look back at him with RMF
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1) getting zooted to the point where you need the help of friends to function for you
2) straight plastered
3) ridiculously drunk
4) blackout status
"its all about wednesday night .25 cent wings and just gettin rocked off ur face"
son u hittin up the bar.
ya im just tryin to get rocked off my face tonight
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I was just chatting with his bitch, and he started fist-fucking my face!
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A rim job finished off by giving a raspberry.
I walked into the bathroom and heard the end of a monkey faced butt muncher. I want to cut off my ears.
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a girl that people refer to as a slut/slag/whore/hoe/bitch if she has done something to annoy you.
SHE'S SUCH A TWAT-FACED HOE-BAG!
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When your on the phone with someone and they tell you to hold because they have a call waiting. Winner of the face-off is the person who continues to talk to the person who recieved the call waiting.
Call Waiting Face-Off Loss
Dude 1: Yo man how you been?
Dude 2: Been good, hold on I have a beep.
Call Waiting Face-Off begins....
Dude 1 waits anxiously for Dude 2 to return...
Dude 2 returns...
Dude 2: Hey man I'll call you back later, peace.
Call Waiting Face-Off Win
Dude 1: Yo man how you been?
Dude 2: Been good, hold on I have a beep.
Call Waiting Face-Off begins....
Dude 1 waits anxiously for Dude 2 to return...
Dude 2 returns...
Dude 2: Alright man i'm back, so whats up?
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