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A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.
I cast mend butt crack!
When you have like, a lot of gas. But it won't come out.
Yo I got mad butt congestion. My ass bouta blow up
My anus can't handle all of this butt congestion.
When a person knows a politician they support is lying and then pretend the politician is being truthful.
-"Donald Trump is a stable genius" -"Stop butt licking".
A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.
male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."
slimey butt cheeks is the most hottest person in the world i want to fukin have sex with her
slimey butt cheeks are amazing