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A manly contest for 3 or more where the participants strip naked, {manually arouse} themselves, lubricate their {erect penises} with hot sauce,and playfully {poke} as many other participants as possible in the {anus}, all the while guarding against getting {poked} themselves and maintaining an {erection}. This activity often results in the dreaded condition known as the {Rim of Hades}.
Last night me and my {crew} got {shit-faced} and some fool suggested we have a Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon. Judging by how my {asshole} felt this morning when I {took a dump}, I was obviously the loser.
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WEN yo principa is liek rly hawt nd u get a boner evrytim u see ur prniclpl
Nicolas Cage: i dont liek ur principla
Me:yea but tha principal is pretty hot tho
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The greatest band in the world. EVER! Containing Anthony Kiedis, with his amazingly original singing-rap style, John Frusciante, i.e. God with a guitar, Flea, the greatest bassist in the world, and Chad Smith, who is an amazing drummer. Add that to their love for each other, and you get the greatest band in the world.
"Hey, you know the chilis?"
"Oh, the greatest band in the world?"
"Yeh"
"Yeh"
"Well they rock, dude!"
"Yeh, I know!"
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Tom is a beautiful man,who is very talented who is one third of a super hot and great band Blink 182. Tom DeLonge is also in a band call Box Car Racer. Tom in both his bands has sold millons of copies of all of his cd's around the world. He has done what only some wish they could ever accomplish and what some dream of everyday.Tom is an amazingly hot man. I have never seen someone better looking and talented in one. And too those who mock them that is fine but why bother...you dont like them thats cool but i mean too come on a site that people want to see nice things about a band they like. Then they things like "blink 182 sucks ". It seems pointless and stupid, when people say "oh there not punk!"...who cares whatever they are is what alot of people like...even if you call them count who really cares. So this is a note: I love Tom DeLonge...Thank You and Good night!
Tom DeLonge is so hot I can't believe it.
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A slang term for squirting as used in the movie The Wedding Ringer
Damn, her red hot pussy seltzer tasted like bacon in the morning
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A very painful experience where a guy, either alone with a group of at least 3 friends, takes a good amount of Icy Hot in there hand and applies it on there genitals, then you see who can stand it the longest before someone go try to get it off.
" I tried, Austin's Icy Hot Challenge, last night. It felt like the devil was roasting my ball sack"
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A code word for alcohol, often used around a minor's parents or other authorities. Can be used to describe any alcoholic beverage from beer to vodka.
Friend 1: Do you have the Hot Dog Water for tonight?
Friend 2: Yeah, I have it in my car.
Where did you put the Hot Dog Water?
How much do I owe you for the Hot Dog Water?
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