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Something you say to someone who is joking around with you, causing you to get upset like a little paranoid bitch and drink all of their beer. Usually this is a last resort when your intelligence suffers so badly that you can't think of anything clever to say.
Mike felt like crying like a little baby at Beavermead, so he said "I'll punch you in the face!".
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you first need to find a bunch of pupes.then a wiling parter (your wasted friend). a person who need to take a shit and a piss. first you take some shit(human or dog)and rub it on thier chin then get a cup of warm piss and glaze it on their face.then get get the hair and put it on thier chin with the shit and pis to make it stick.
binladin face mask if you want to realy top it off with some skeet on thier chin
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dude covers his face with crazy glue and does a straight up face plant on his lady's crotch. in a jerking motion; removes his face from her crotch, revealing his new facial hair. the move is completed when the man goes "ruh ruh ruhruhruhruh" growling, like a dog.
my babe doesn't need to get waxed anymore because i totally gave her a dog-faced boy.
my dog was so jealous of me when he saw my new dog-faced boy.
i couldn't afford a brazilian, so for our one-year anniversary, my man gave me a dog-faced boy.
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wipe your ass with your hand. then smack someone in the face.
tim walked up to john.wiped his ass with his hand , and slaped john in the face.
haha iraqi face wash
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someone ugly (i.e. looking or having the appearance of a rat) who also smells (smells include things like "ass" or a sewage factory.)
In general, someone you don't like but need a new name to call. Can be combined with other insults as well.
1. You rat faced ass factory.
2. You're such a fucking rat faced ass factory. Eat a dick.
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also known as PADF
1. a person who cannot handle the most minor circumstances without getting their panties all in a bunch
2. someone who cannot help but act like a douche when it comes to dealing with small problems
1. He's mad at me for no reason. why is he acting like a pansy ass douche face?
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Irish for ejaculating your "load", which contains semen and sperm, all over a sluts face, and hopefully she will have the common decency to fuck off afterwards.
A common practice in Ireland usually without the slut fucking off as they want more muck.
" jasus would ya look at that whooer!" said a Fat ugly Irish man
" She deserves the muck" said his even fatter girlfriend
"BLow the Muck on her face" said the fat ugly Irish man with a grin on his face
" No thats my dinner" said the irish model (Fat woman)
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