youre mom gay, lol

Your maternal parental guardian is in fact a homosexual. There is no acceptable rebuttal that will not make one seem to be immensely offended except for the response "no u" which is the ultimate rebuttal. Upon having one's mother be called homosexual, Mexican youth will become extremely offended and claim that they will in fact end your life. To which the statement without exceptions ends with the verb, lol, denoting audible laughter.

"I would believe you if not for the fact that youre mom gay, lol."
youre mom gay, lol
In conversation:

Tim: "Ha ha I love my mother."
John: "youre mom gay, lol"
Tim: "no u"
John immediately dies of massive heart attack

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Peace to your mom's crease!

1. See you later and I'm thinking of your mother's vagina.

2. Peace out, I want to fuck your mom by the way.

Douche 1: "Alright, I gotta go."

Douche 2: "Peace to your mom's crease!"

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Welp, how's your mom?

The only thing you can possibly say to your ex after he finds a comment that you wrote about him in a public group.

Fiona: my partner is squishy, and I like it so much more than my muscular ex husband
Paul: I hate myself and you are making it worse

Fiona: Welp, How's your mom?

Your Mom's Box

The dank, smelly cavern that you came from. The parcel in which your mother keeps her vagina.

Dude #1: "Hey man, what's that smell?"
Dude #2: "Yeah it smells like rotting sea food or something."
Dude #3: "It must be your mom's box"

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your mom deez nuts

One of the top powerful insults that can beat the insult 'your mom'. I think.

John : I enjoyed my trip to the mountains
Ronin : I enjoyed my trip to your mom
John : I enjoyed my trip to your mom deez nuts

John was never seen again

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Make Your Mom Do It

Answer to any problem you may encounter in your journey through life.

A: Damn, I got a shitload of homework
B: Make your mom do it.

A: Can you please pick up after yourself?
B: Make your mom do it.

A: We have a shipment of anthrax that needs to be sent to Iraq by tomorrow.
B: Make your mom do it.

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I facebooked your mom

an insult thrown at someone to show how much of a flirt their mom is thus probably making her a slut

Dave: Steve your a retard.
Steve: I facebooked your mom!

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