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Other golfers lost-then-found golf balls along a golf course. Needed on those "off days" when you're driving every ball into a river, a pond or the enchanted forest of a golf course.
Though I couldn't find my Titleist Pro V1 after I chucked it into the woods, I found three Murray balls and pocketed them.
The significant change in personality a forum poster gets shortly after he/she realizes the kind of authority they have after being ranked to a moderator status, enabling that individual to be aggressive and assertive instead of passive like they usually were before they had power.
Moderator: Cool it with the flaming, I've had enough out of you already. I'm about a hair's width away from locking this thread.
Forum poster: Someone's moderator balls have dropped recently.
A person named Bill that tucks his small nut sack into his anus while wacking his acorn penis into submission. During this time he is crying when licking an onion
He's in the cabin being Billy no Balls
About 97 degrees Fahrenheit. Unlike, say, "hot as hell" or "scorching hot," this expression is actually fairly precise, since the temperature of one's balls is carefully regulated by the scrotum to maintain a high sperm count.
Alice: Man, it is hot as balls out there today.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.
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a person who massages a man's balls to make him perform better.
Your acting is terrible. Please see our susan the ball fluffer and be back in 5 minutes.
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A game played in the living room of students who live in questionable, downtown areas. While holding a Hobo Beating Stick (the end of a broken hockey stick used in self-defense in the event of a break-in), the player is pitched to with a small ball. The object of the game is to hit the ball at different pieces of furniture around the living room. Players recieve scores depending on which piece of furniture they hit.
Chief: "I'm bored. Let's play Hobo Ball."
Fatty: "Nice, I hit the couch so I get 10 points!"
Nigroni: "I hit nothing, so I get no points."
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adv. A superlative with a negative connotation
Holy crap, it's balls-ass cold outside today.
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