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The month after No-Fap February where you can fap for ever... or at least until ass-lick april
I will participate in Must Fap March
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This is one of the biggest insults of all time and forbidden to say, worse than ur Grandpap a trap. When people say his phrase Jesus’ will shove planet Earth up his large gaping butt whole.
Stephen Vlk: Ur Mom Gay lol
Matt B the flea: ur Grandpap a trap
Stephen Vlk: Don’t make me disrespect you
Matt B the flea: NOOOOOO
Stephen Vlk: Ur Grandpap Fap
The whole Human race suddenly sees their whole planet get shoved into Jesus’ ass whole
Fuck Fap February means to not fap on your girlfriend, gay friend or random people you see. Similar to NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December).
"Dude i survived NNN and DDD"
"Good luck for FFF"
"What is FFF?"
"Fuck Fap February"
"Ratio dislikes>likes"
When you receive nudes on Snapchat and attempt to masturbate over them.
I just tried to snap n' fap over my girlfriend and failed.
The ultimate punch you attain by fapping 1000000 times with the same hand.
I wrecked him with the fist of a million faps
I fapped 10 times for a thousand days to attain the fist of a million faps
After your wife/girlfriend denies you sex... You masturbate in front of her while running side to side, back and forth to keep her from kicking you in the balls until you place a cum puddle on her or on her side of the bed. She'll never deny you again!
My ratchet wife denied me sex cookies so I played a game of fap-n-seek with her! She was a sticky mess!
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A challenge for people who failed no nut november they get a second chance in February. Same rules just don’t fap.
Person 1: I failed no nut november
Person 2: well you can always try again in fap free February.