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Liam Jones

this little blond super white kid loves the sport footy and plays basketball with also being an alright goalie at soccer he can quote on quote “get in with a girl” but jus cant get them he didnt get his first kiss when he hit puberty but hes still looking for it with the right girl he had only had 4 girlfriends with two being sisters and one of the sisters only dating for a split second and getting a kiss on a cheek in a stupid game of either spin the bottle or truth or dare he has few close mates and he doesnt really get bikini pics and rarely sends “ab pics” but its just coz hes skinny there not abs with getting a big glow up since puberty started and all his mates call him gay when he isnt

Year 7 girl who used to date him: “ OMG Liam Jones is actually so ugly. “
Her friend: “ well i dont think that

by Fat Bucks Fan July 11, 2021

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liam butt

When your shirt finds itself casually resting on the top of your pants completely exposing the rear end

Dude, you got some MAD Liam butt going on right now! Fix that shiznit!

by Springville444 May 27, 2014

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liam gallagher

Lead singer of the british band Oasis he is a complete arsehole who thinks tht he is great. He slags song writers off and says that he is better than them when really he is not. If it was not for his brother noel (great player and song writer) there would be no oasis.

"Liam Gallacher is an arsehole"

by rfc_woody_rfc June 30, 2005

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liam gallagher

Poor man's John Lennon.

Liam Gallagher is a mancunrian famous for being obsessed with the Beatles to the point of imitating John Lennon and in some cases claiming to have seen the ghost of, be the reincarnation of and be better than John Lennon.
He is a member of the over-rated rock band Oasis.
Oasis is famous for being a rip-off of the Beatles and numerous other bands.

by Boogaloo-Richie June 11, 2007

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Liam's Girlfriend

Lily

Liam's Girlfriend is Lily

by Your-_Mama__- February 22, 2016

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liam's Bike

Liam's penis

Joey rode Liam's bike all day after school

by hotrod larry September 17, 2011

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Liam Finn

Typical white boy who think he's hot cause he got a girlfriend but she's really a thot who is Owen's Handmedowns or sloppyseconds. He is very self confident but a pussy when he gets hit. He gets very triggered. He has no muscles and is can be compared to a stick or your grandma. He is also your typical cancerous fortnite player who thinks he's good but actually sucks.

Hey did you see Liam Finn and his new girlfriend Sophia

Dont be impressed she's Owen's sloppy seconds

by the spicy memes April 27, 2018

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