February 2

If u born on this day u lonely as hell go get some friends

“Happy birthday” i say to myself in the mirror. I love February 2 :’(

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2:30

decribes when a eskimo has a tooth ache, pain,hurty,tooth hurty

man-what time is it?

eskimo-time to go to dentist.

man-what?

eskimo-2:30 time to go to the dentist

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Halo 2

The most anticipated game of 2002,2003, and 2004 that has been delayed so many fucking times that if it doesn't come out soon people are going to riot in the street and kill eachother.

person 1: Yes! Halo 2 comes out in a week!
person 2: No it doesn't, didn't ya hear that it got delayed again?
person 1: What mother fucker!! You gotta be shitting me...im gonna fuckin kill you its all your FAAAAULLT!!!!

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Pick 2

In American Football, a "Pick 2" is when a defensive player returns an interception made on a team going for a 2-point conversion after a touchdown is scored. This will result in 2 point being awarded to the defense.

Chiefs beat Falcons 29-28 last Sunday with first "Pick 2" in NFL history.

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Round 2

When someone’s dated before and they want to date again.

Round 2? You down cuh

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destiny 2

Basically Halo but kid friendly. The blue guy acts like the red guy in transformers. The main character doesn't even talk. People get triggered off it usually the main source of a murder.

Basically a cool game.

Guy 1: hey wanna play destiny

Girl 1: no I'm doing a raid

Guy 1: it's alright I was going to show your a endless exotic farm

Girl 1: destiny 2 is for scrubs

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Payday 2

One of the worlds most unlogical games. Alright, so a cop sees a masked guy, full armor, and a giant gun. What do they do? Oh wait the guy backed up behind a bush, we're all good.

Hey, have you heard of Payday 2? go away nerd

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