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Jesus Point

Prestige gained when something good, or a good deed is done in Jesus' and or gods eyes.

Hey bro! Get any Jesus Points today?

by some12email July 24, 2006

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Jesus Bar

The handle on the passenger side of 4 wheel drive vehicles that you hold onto when the vehicle tilts on extreme angles.

The Jesus Bar is so named because most passengers will grab it at the same time as shouting "Oh Jesus!"

by Byron john March 26, 2009

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Jesus freak

n. Someone who displays an unusual or embarrasing amount of enthusiasm for Jesus.

This term was first used in the 1960's in reference to the growing movement of radical, unconventional Christians who often displayed hippie leanings.

Hey, David, if you dance around like that, people are going to start thinking you're some kind of Jesus freak.

by Bad Grammar Must Die April 2, 2003

1022๐Ÿ‘ 322๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus Camp

Christian camps and retreats. Usually very fundamentalist and scarry, with the ultimate goal of brainwashing everyone into christian conformity.

My mom sent me to jesus camp, but I got sent home early for not conforming quickly enough.

by herselfelf March 17, 2004

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Jesus Club

when a person (usually christian) acts very religious and self righteous, but it seems like it's fake. They seem to try too hard to show people that they go to church and participate.

"you see that girl there? she's goes to church four times a week, sings in the choir, and always goes to youth group." "you know she's a member of the Jesus Club"

by Kronos_Olymparu December 8, 2009


Jesus bread

Bread from the bakery in a grocery store, that looks like the bread from Jesus' last dinner.

"Yo let me get some of that Jesus bread!"

by MemoryDecay January 19, 2013


Disco-Jesus

The epitome of awesome. One who discos with Jesus himself.

Dude that guy is a diehard Disco-Jesus

by Mr. Disco-Jesus himself October 12, 2010