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Literally a whale. So fat, he squashed his mom. Has a crush on brimstone.
Dodgy British car finance company that sells rubbish cars (e.g. ex rental Vauxhall Astras) to the desperate.
"I just got out of jail for fraud and owe £250K. Can I have get a Ferrari?"
"Yes you can."
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A phrase often used to point out instances of technicality, ambiguity, or hypocrisy.
1. A technicality. The meaning of the phrase in this context is "well yes, technically you are correct about superficial elements, but actually no, you are wrong about the substance in some way that invalidates the premise."
2. Ambiguity. The meaning of the phrase in this context is "well yes, some elements of this that have merit, but actually no, there are further details that must be considered."
3. Hypocrisy. The meaning of the phrase in this context is "well yes, I will say something to you to temporarily satisfy you, but actually no, my true actions will go against what I've said."
Site: Will you provide an example? We won't let you submit this without an example.
Me: Well yes, but actually no.
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The guy who's always way too excited about everything.
Danson: "Hey Ted, do you have any cardboard boxes?"
Ted (Captain Fuck Yes): "FUCK YES!"
Danson: "Hey, do you want a Mountain Dew?"
Ted (Captain Fuck Yes): "FUCK YES! EXTREME!!!"
Danson: "Have you seen Ted? Captain Fuck Yes kicked down my door the other day, yelled, 'EXTREME' and ran away."
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an expression used to counter a claim that a female is too young or is jailbait. Often used to describe girls who are just over the age of consent.
<Guy1> check out those hot beavers over there.
<Guy2> I think they might be a little young...
<Guy1> dude, judge says yes!
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When someone lacks faith in someone else when they should have.
Hallie didn't trust Atticus when he said he was a good boy. Atticus responded by labeling her as ye of little faith.
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