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Make out with your crush day
Boy: Hey its September 13
Girl: Okay, and?
*Starts to make out"
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September 13 is a very special day. You know why? Yes, it may be because it’s your birthday. But this Memorial Day is when a special someone was born. Choi Yeonjun. That’s right. People born on September 13 must have been given beauty from the gorgeous male. Happy birthday to ya’ll :))
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Virgo that knows how to fuck, might not last the longest but they’ll make sure you finish, doesn’t mind giving head, very open to new ideas and wants to make everyone happy.
“That was the best my pussy has ever been eaten”
“Yeah he was born on September 13”
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National ask your crush out day .
Ask your crush out on may 13 if you have the balls to do it 😂.
Justin:it’s may 13 bro .
Luka:damn I have to ask out Kylie .
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G-13 or Amnesia G is a very strong strain of weed. Most Americans think of it as a legend and that is was created by the government, but in the Netherlands it's available at almost every coffee shop. G-13 had a 28% THC level.
I'll have a tenner of G-13, please
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Ignore your gf/bf for the day!
December 13!!!
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Fly 13 (Verb): To engage in any; whether subtle or outright, act or display of incest.
The 13 refers to the number of stars on the Confederate (CSA) flag, which in recent years has been memed as a symbol of incestuous deeds, as well as a number of other redneck shenanigans that typically take place in America. So, to "fly 13" (Fly the flag with the thirteen stars) would mean, as a modern metaphor, to support or proudly take part in incest (Sexual acts or feelings taking place among siblings or close relatives).
Ellen: Fuck you Jack! Mom's gonna take us to Auschwitz if she sees the mess we've made!
Jack: Hey! You started it, I had nothing to do with this until you interfered!
Ellen: Playing innocent now? Suck my cunt!
Jack: Woah there, fly 13 I guess...
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