Matchbox 20

A band that defined the generic sound of Contemporary Adult Pop music in the nineties. Tends towards simple melodies with a focus on the lead singer's voice.

I'm not crazy, I'm just really really dull.

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10-20

a massive, messy, and liquidy shit that takes a quick 10 seconds to release, but 20 minutes to clean your ass.

Andy- "Jimmy what the hell were you doing in the bathroom for so long?"

Jimmy- "Had a 10-20 bro. shouldn't have eaten that shitty food from the cafeteria."

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4:20

Code for smoking pot, derived from the time stamp "4:20 pm", intended to delude authorities...

Mind the cultural egocentrism based on the limited use in the so-called 'land of the free', the USA.
Truely free countries like the Netherlands don't need codes like 4:20, since it's allowed to buy and smoke everywhere, anytime.

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4:20

n. the day you pay the pusher man for some dank and bake until the world changes colors

On 4:20 we bought 1/2 and smoked every last bit of that sweet green grass in the basement

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August 20

National head day

If you where born August 20 you get free head from anyone you like but it can’t be no boy cause that’s that gay shit you feel

Virgin: Damnn nigga I can’t never get no head

August 20th person: Dam faggot you gay I can get head on my birthday August 20 not you though cuz you on that gay shit

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October 20

apparently it’s ghost kaitlyn day because no one is responding to me 🤪👊

friend 1: let’s ghost kaitlyn on october 20
friend 2: yeah sure, i’ll spread the word
kaitlyn’s self esteem: 📉

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October 20

Crash a car into a fire hydrant. No matter what it has to happen between 1am-5am no later no earlier.

Kyle crashed into a fire hydrant cops comes up and asks what happened Kyle says "Well it's October 20th so I get a free pass."

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