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Nation hit your shortest friend day (P.S Only deakon)
Tall friend:it’s September 3rd nation hit your shortest friend day
Deakon:fuck that’s me
bob belchers and linda belchers wedding anniversary
linda: i'm just saying, its easy to remember. september 3rd. nine three. nine is divisible by three.
bob: what? thats not-- a lot of numbers are divisible by three.
national wab day. wet ass balls. where we appreciate men and the slimy wab they have and how it smells
september 3rd is a holiday
The day you usually would start school (in pennsylvania)
And also known as the day you get to harass your friends on their first day of school. ;D
"September 3rd is when school usually starts."
"Cant wait to piss my friends off at school on the 3rd of September!"
My birthday. Can I have a happy birthday?
Random Guy: Hey! Its september 3rd! Happy Birthday!
Me: Thanks man!
when you get your girl pregnant and put the retarded baby up for adoption and native Americans adopt it and name it Downy red horn jr the 3rd and he gets revenge on you for abandoning him
uh oh my kid Downy red horn jr the 3rd is hunting me down
Nope I'm arbitrarily woken up all the time. All the unwanted phone calls people generally get are during the day. Or parents! You know how many times my parents have woken me up 2 hours after falling alseep to perform some trivial task and/or go out into the freezing cold? And my parents are childish as fuck.
Hym "Nope. As a 3rd shifter I can tell you that none of that is true. So, no. Your children don't make you better than anyone. Your children are shit. Hey, does the bullying make you want to 'stab me in the neck?' Does it make you want to punish me in the most sadistic way possible? Would I deserve whatever you did to me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"