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j-string

A man's g-string
A man thong

Johnny's j-string cradled his crotch in the shape pf a J

by Hshveb March 7, 2016


J to the K

A phrase used by white people who are trying (unsuccessfully) to be black, meaning "just kidding".

Maddie: "I hate you."
Tim: "What? why?"
Maddie: "Nah, man. J to the K. I love you."

by B00uWhore696 September 25, 2011


J Mickey

A Mickey Mouse shirt composed of many colors; worn only by the most prestigious of all human beings.

Thomas is sporting that J Mickey shirt again.

by Big Country Kellogg March 23, 2007


amphibious J

Term meant for a "J" shaped turd that partially sticks out of the water in a toilet bowl.As popularized in the song "AMPHIBIOUS J" by the rock band feedBach

"Honey LOOK!...the J I made sticks out of the water.AMPHIBIOUS J!"

by JeffMan64 July 12, 2008


Sidharth J

A very hot and sexy Indian with a very big dick. Has a lot of $$ and jacks off every day. He will fuck your shit up if you mess with him and he will reward loyalty. He is a son of the yakuza, (even though he is Indian) and will eventually take over the Akihabara region. Respect him, before it is too late

Girl1: Wow he is such a Sidharth J!
Girl2: Yeah, but hes nothing like the real Sidharth J

by xxxGangsterxxx May 23, 2019


J-Some

A threesome involving a couple and an outside third party, in which the couple has intercourse and then one member of the couple has intercourse with the third party, leaving the other member uninvolved.

Often used as an excuse for a member of a couple to have intercourse with somebody who is not their significant other.

“My girlfriend keeps asking for a j-some with her friend, I’m starting to think she just wants to be with her instead.”

by PigeonWithAHat August 23, 2021


Top J

Top J - ed/ing - adjective/verb/noun

/täp/ /jā/

1. the act of one upping another person's unique story
2. to hi-jack a story and make about yourself

3. a testimony that is a lot more like bragging

1. Dang dawg, Fred be always tryna step up and Top J my story.
2. I just Top Jayed the shit out those interview questions!
3. Jose knew that Thomas' bogus story about meeting Suge Knight was a straight up Top J moment!

by Ole Dirty Dirty June 5, 2017