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The square root of 69, to the last decimal place, with no remainder, is 8.306623862918075.
Drake: Damn, I finally worked it out Ri.
Rihanna: What?
Drake: The square root of 69 is 8.306623862918075
Rihanna: I'm done with you, Drake. I'm going to Live My Life.
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Friend: Bro its 6/9/69 today!
Me: thats so sick
Friend: I know right!
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When you're getting a blumpkin but the person sucking your dick is upside down so you can 69 but they also poop at the same time... this means their poop is either going to slide down their back and hit the floor, fall forward into your face while you suck and/or lick their genitals OR you'll get a diarrhea fountain all over their back and your face.
I wanted him to double blumpkin 69 me but he said he wouldn't do it unless I had diarrhea for the fountain effect.
When two police officers have their cars parked with the drivers' sides together so they can talk to each other, with the nose of each car facing the opposite direction.
A: "Didn't the police see you speeding down the street?"
B: "No, they were too busy doing the po-po 69 to pay attention to me."
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When three people lay in a triangle formation, each within another's crotch performing oral sex, while receiving oral sex themselves
Me: Man, Last night Rabecca, Joey, and Me had the best three-way 69 ever
Someone: no way!
Me: yeah, I did rabecca while she did Joey, and Joey did me!
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Sexual position: man standing near bed, his partner does a handstand, (facing through his legs) then he picks her up by he waist (must be strong!) and brings her pussy up to his lips while she slides his cock into her mouth. A tight hug stabilizes.
I prefer petite blondes with naked pussies for upside-down 69. It takes strength and coordination, and the lighter the load, the longer it lasts.
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A couple licking each others asses simultaneously.
My fiancee and I love to BUTT HOLE 69.
A couple, One laying down with his or her legs up and the other sitting on face,Leaning forward lick the opposites asshole.
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