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A term used when talking about fresh scars from one’s cutting of them selves, typically used to cover up the cutting.
John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches”
Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society
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Eff you Tyrone, you ain’t gettin no more of this cootie cat
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A term used when you need to escape from a person you don't want to talk to. Usually leaves them confused, which allows enough time to leave while they work out what you just told them.
Dude, Bob wouldn't shut the hell up, so i told him i had to go because my cat's in the oven
female night-time masturbation while partner is there, but unaware.
"is that you dear, or is it just a cat on the bed"
Somebody who needs a better hobby. All they talk about or create has to do with cats
Yo remember when we used to hang out with Bradson . Homie's got Cat Fever. What a cool cat
Most handsomest feline in the world. Very regal and demanding. Expects and deserves to be treated like a King. If there is a dime size hole in his food bowl, you must shake it until the hole dissapears. If his water has floaties in it, you must change his water. You own nothing and he owns everything. He shares his bed and sofa with you, you just pay for it all.
He is so spoiled, he must be a stinker cat.