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Nashville christian, also known as crusty christian, nasty christian, and the public school of private schools in nashville is where 5th graders vape in the bathroom, teachers sexually assault students, boys get dresscoded on hair, and where fnl is also known as “hook up in the parking lot night”
Tom: “I go to Nashville christian”
Jerry “you mean conservative rich redneck central?”
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street savvy hustler that had Christian ethics to him/her. they prefer to be less known and act like a pitiful beggar to rip off your money.
drug dealer: wanna buy some weed?
Christian hustler: no f---ing way. ima poor beggar, cant afford that.
drug dealer: aww...im so sorry, here have a grand on me.
Christian hustler: <whispers to himself> thanks for your money loser!
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A person who acts in a disgustingly sanctimonious manner one minute and acts like a total ho the next. Can be said of both genders and all races.
Hoochie Girl...one minute, she's rattling off Bible verses; the next, she's trying to shake her stretch mark-laden backside in any and every guys face.
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Characterizes an individual who follows the beliefs of the Christian church but fails to apply them in his/her daily actions. Primary philosophy? "I can get right with the Lord on Sunday."
A pseudo-Christian believes in staying celibate, but apparently oral sex does not fall in to this category, since there is no chance of pregnancy.
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Amway Christian is fundamentalist Christian who has forgotten the original message of Jesus Christ- to help the less fortunate. Amway Christians subvert the message to instead become a celebration of how rich Jesus has made them. Socially conservative Christians who utilize multi-level marketing, akin to Amway Corporation, combining Christianity and capitalism without seeing the contradiction.
"This Church parking lot is full of Mercedes and Lexuses.
The Amway Christians must be having their bible study meeting."
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Something you have ready to scare off a bad blind date.
If you play it, they will run.
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noun: Hebrew Christian; plural noun: Hebrew Christians
1.A person who claims to be Hebrew but still believes in Jesus (or black Jesus with a hebrew name), and His teachings in the new testament
Origin: Christianity
Ex. That Hebrew Christian is covered in the blood of Jesus!
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