What the ielq

An expression of surprise or shock, commonly in response to information or a situation which elicits said emotions.

"ielq" is pronounced as "jelq" /dʒelk/

The phrase if often accommodated by a gif depicting Carl “CJ” Johnson, from the game “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas”, being flung into the sky by a “Doom-Shroom”, from the game “Plants vs. Zombies”, exploding in a thermonuclear explosion.

"Your copy of GTA:SA has exploded"

"What the ielq????"

say what?

Short for: "What did you say?"
Usually used when hearing something unpleasant.

Person 1: Yo, I'ma mess you up!!!
Person 2: Say what?

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What's up

An excuse for your friends to be dickwad punsters when you just want to hang out.

A-Hey what's up?
B-The sky!! hehehehe
A-Fuck you, Thomas

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what the frick

A term used frickuently by SammyClassicSonicFan

WHAT THE FRICK YOU FRICKING FRICKs

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what's the tea?

What you say when you've missed out on the latest gossip and need to catch up with your squad.

Girl, my phone service was off all weekend, what's the tea?

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what

A question mark, "?" (unicode 0x3F).

some nut: "Qrrbrbirlbel!"
you: ???

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what a' gwaan?

"What is going on?" in patois. Also see wha gwaan, wha gwaanin and gwaan.

"Eh bredren, what a' gwaan?"

"Nuff tings mon."

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