Random
Source Code
Random
When your muffin(vagina) squirts.
Oh! I'm about to muff squirt!
2👍 1👎
Refers to the pubic hair of a female.
john: "dude, would you bang sarah?"
Jake: "no fucking way! i hear she has major muff fluff- that shit is nasty"
"i need to wax my muff fluff"
2👍 1👎
being locked in a room with a lot of muff cabbage
Guy 1: Dude, I was stuck in a muff cage last night
Guy 2: Gross, dude
2👍 1👎
When two women rub their vaginas together for sexual pleasure. A synonym for "Scissoring".
"Dude, I went to this party the other day and there were these hotties muff tumbling in the living room. Shit was cash!"
2👍 1👎
To cover one's eyes, usually to prevent from seeing graphic material
Cenk: We have pics of Rihanna after her beating. Eye muff the kids.
2👍 1👎
The muff which surrounds the anal regions of ones anus.
1 My god that is one heck of a lot of bum muff you got there bruv!
2 Your mum eats my bum muff bruv
2👍 1👎
Some one who sleeps with women who haven't gotten laid in a long time. Possibly since the 80's.
"Rick's such a muff duster, he's at bingo picking up old chicks tonight."
"He's dusting muffs at weight watchers today."
2👍 1👎