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The tool shed, for overweight men, would be the area just above the penis (another slang term for this area is the F.U.P.A. - Frontal Upper Pubic Area) The extra fat surrounds the penis, protecting it as a tool shed protects its tools.
"They say its just more cushion for the pushin, but really it was just his tool shed absorbing the coital impact."
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A fan club for the band "Tool". The Tool Army is a hilarious money making scheme, which the "Tools" don't understand. These individuals walk around in shirts that say "Tool" in large letters, failing to understand Maynard's love/hate affair with consumer culture.
The Tool Army costs 30$ or more and the buyer gets "keychains and certificates" and still gets mad when they take a long time to come in the mail.
Tool is an amazing band. It has retarded fans.
"hey man, I joined the tool army!" - Idiot 1
"Haha, you Tool. You probably actually like Puscifer too, don't you?" - Me, Smart guy.
"Yeah, why?"
"Well, even Maynard says it is shit and for people who don't think. Enjoy."
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Best brand of mechanics tools available for the money. More costly than store bought brands, but still has competitive pricing compared to other tool trucks companies.
"Don't buy Snap-On, just get MAC Tools because they have the same quality for 2/3 of the price."
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A super-idiot. Whereas a normal idiot is a tool, a complete idiot is the entire tool kit.
Remember that geek from university? He was a complete tool kit.
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1.) Adj. + Noun A person who makes a definition on Urban Dictionary emphasizing how awesome: they, their friends, or the area they live in are/is.
Also pertains to the people who vote those definitions up.
2.) Frat guys in polo shirts and khaki shorts.
1.) Man the guy who wrote the definition for $@ctown is a fucking tool.
2.) Look, all those guys are wearing the same shirt, with the same haircut, the same shorts, and the same flipflops... Fucking tools.
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When one has an urge to pleasure oneself through the means of manual stimulation i.e. wanking.
"Aw yas, the burd's oot the hoose and ma internet's working again...it's tool time!" "Here, a cannay wait till that film wae the Olsen twins are on tonight - tool time!"
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Can be one who doesnt have sex with any but their self, Or can be used in the same way as the term tool.
"Danny thinks that stupid slut is his girlfriend " yeah she has sex with everone except him, all she does is take is money what a tooljacker" "Ted is 40 and still live at home with is parents he is such a fucking tool jacker"
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