hardcore hair

Similar to scene/emo hair, hardcore hair is semi-long straight black and or brown hair(it can really be any color) that comes down to cover either eye. The thing that sets it apart from scene hair is you do not spike it in the back, it's just down. You only put other colors (blonde, red, even non natural colors) colors in the top were the roots are to simulate roots growing in or as a straight line from the top of the head to the back of the neck. This is a style mainly worn by people listening to or liking post hardcore/grindcore music.

Joshie Scene: Omgeee, that guy dosent have any spiky hair, his hari is like just down and not cut weird. and his pants arent that tight...
Joey Scene: I know what a cunt...lets make out!
Jimmy: Scene fucks! Its called hardcore hair! *windmill to the faces of the scenesters*

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Hoe Hair

Bleach Blonde hair on the top layer, and dark black on the bottom layer of hair.

That girl has hoe hair, she must be easy

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dinner hair

ma's best wig, which is only to be brought out for nice dinner occasions.

"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"

"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"

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cut hair

"To cut hair" is slang for "to smoke marijuana". The phrase is thought to stem from the practice of shaving one's head in order to pass a hair follicle drug test, though it may possibly be related to alleged hair loss from heavy marijuana use. Also in use, though less common are extrapolations such as "sheared".

1: Hey man, did you get the weed?
2: Yeah, let's go cut hair.

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Hair Slut

A client whom a hair stylist believes is loyal and faithful, but then finds out has been warming other stylists' chairs.

stylist Willie: hmm, it has been a while since you visited, and I remember you saying you needed a nice 'do for a wedding. And your hair looks curlier than it used to be.
client James: well, I found it more convenient to vist Ivan that time.
stylist Willie: You are such a hair slut - what does Ivan have that I don't?

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dink hair

Referring to your boyfriend.
OR.
When he is being gay.

My dink hair is coming over tonight.
OR.
You are being a dink hair.

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Spike Hair

Vaginal Hair that hasnt been shaved (rough)

"Suck on my spike hair, bitch"

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