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When you grab a pair of boobs and shake them on your face
"Dude I gave Becky a bubble shake last night"
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A sexual move very popular among private highschoolers in the New England area, especially MASSACHUSETTS and among hockey players who find this mixture to boost their energy level. The move starts off with a male squatting over his parter who is layein spread eagle on the bed. He should try to be at least 10 inches above her and situated above her naval. Then, he excretes as close to her navel as possible, the distance between her and the mans anus creates a nice impact when the feces hits her stomach, hopefully causing a splatter. Next, using his tongue, the man swirls the feces around the womans navel. If the woman happens to have a "cute".... outtie belly- button he should swirl it in the crevices and around it. Next, using his tongue as a sort of shovel he moves the excrement to the womans pussy and begins eating her out, incorporating the feces with her juices.Next the woman collects the mixture of feces and discharge and kneads it together (as if making dough) and plops it in the blender. With the proper mixture of ice cubes, soy milk, lemon juice, raspberries, and egg whites this makes an incredible energy supplement and when drank for 10 days straight can result in the loss of 15 pounds. To turn the heat up in the bedroom, a dinner of spicy Indian food (tikka tikka masala is a personal favorite) gets the digestion system kicking and the feces flowing... a more enjoyable splatter!
"Yo! great game today Mike"
"Thanks... I had a protein shake last night, if you know what I mean..."
"Shit! that explains it! Damnnnn boy you kinky!"
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Something else on the internet which gets trended on Twitter by 100 million chronic imbeciles and which I purposely avoid out of a seething contempt.
The wretched and unlettered; Ahh, there's a new viral/meme/craze on the internet. They're calling it the Harlem Shake.
The enlightened: I'm too busy reading Aeschylus, you gimp.
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"Offan's mum caught him shaking the bottle last night"
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To masturbate, spank the monkey, ejaculate and evacuate, jack off, jizz, or otherwise relive oneself via excretion of sperm from the bologna pony, especially when one's bologna pony is hairy as Honey Boo Boo's mom's back.
ejaculate and evacuate spank the monkey jizz jack off masturbate bologna pony
I can't wait to go home and shake the tree!
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Formally known as the act of shaking that bear. There us also the shake that bear scale used to rate the bear shaking of a performance. In order to receive cookies you must obtain at least a 9.5 outa 10 on the shake that bear scale. Remember, a happy bear is a shook bear. consider that bear shook.
SHAKE THAT BEAR YAHL!!!
Either some one that goes to high school and is in drum line named Aaron or Eddy
Shake that bear!
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she is pissed off bro!!!....so dont do anything thats gon set her off she will smack the fuck outta you!!....Run jus run bro!!!!
after an argument or a fight if she shaking that leg.....RUN!!! leg shaking after a fight aint good mane
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