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When you're fucking a African American and you proceed to stick four pounds of cocaine in their ass then you motorboat their asshole
I got with this girl last night and she randomly gave me an African snow plow and my asshole is more streched than jared from subway
Just like Italian stew with italian ingredients, afrian stew consist of food that is typical african. However in Africa they have no food so the whole dish is a big pile of nothing.
Shit, i was so happy when my grandmother invited me over for dinner, but turns out she was serving african stew that day i left more hungry than when i arrived.
a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.
“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”
“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”
When you pour gas all over the girl, then set her on fire while you bang her.
Last tuesday that one guy from down the street killed his wife while doing The South African Fireball.
Getting crabs from casual sex.
“ Ay remember that girl I left with last night?”
“Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”
“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”
“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”
Shaving ones face with a black dudes delicious white man cream.
Billy woke up late for work but he still made time for his African shave and plate of scrambled eggs.
That one African-American co-worker who may have only been hired at a suburban corporate office in an attempt to satisfy equal opportunity rules within a company. This lone man or woman may feel compelled to poke fun at the current situation, through over-animating said African status; addressing old white women as "B" or pale-faced co-workers with "sup G, you get that PTS report?" In general, given the seemingly awkward situation of being overwhelmingly outnumbered, the lone African uses Ebonyx on the regular, phrases like "betta recognize" when someone asks if they will be out of the office, and has the natural swagger you would expect.
White office girl: "Hey Tyrone, were you able to complete those safety forms I sent to you like a week ago?"
Lone African: "Holla! Gurrrl you know I'll be gettin those files to you in a hurry! Betta recognize! Sheeeeit! Aint gettin no respect up in here!M...m...mmmmmmm"