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When one takes a bath in an open grave, usually in rainwater or the dirt of the grave, the occupying corpse can be included if so wished
"Damn yo, you smell like you just been in an alabama bathtub"
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When one goes to tacobell and the waiter takes your previously ordered taco and instead of handing it to you, he places the taco one his boner and alabama slingshots to you.
I went to taco and he served me alabama slingshot style.
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An extremely small town that is located about 30 minutes outside of huntsville. We have a video store, a Feed & Seed, and a few gas stations. And lotsa cows. Oh, and there is a trailer park where all the sex offenders live.. But the people in this town are pretty nice and good natured, when they are not meth addicts or sex offenders or Smiling Jimmy. Smiling Jimmy is a guy who loves on Peck Holler Road who masturbates in his truck behind a newspaper and I really don't see why he isn't in prison because he has been caught at our local schools fapping in the parking lot at kids.. So other than the sex offenders, meth addicts, hicks, and Smiling Jimmy, Somerville is a great little town and you should visit!! (I live there, its legit)
Boy: So, where do you live?
Girl: Somerville, Alabama, and yourself?
Boy: Huntsville.. Wait.... Isn't Somerville where all the sex offenders, meth addicts, hicks, and Smiling Jimmy live?
Girl: Yes! I can't believe you have heard of it. Smiling Jimmy gave me candy once!
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a haircut made popular in the 80's worn primarily by white males that live south of the Mason-Dixon line wearing an Iron Maiden or Hank Williams Jr. t-shirt driving a 1982 Camaro Z-28 or IROC with at least 2 different colored fenders. Also see camaro cut
My girlfreind's Dad was sitting on the porch sporting an Alabama Shag drinking some Busch beer.
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When a guy takes a shit in a girls pussy and then has sex with her... But it's no ordinary girl, it's his sister!!! This undoubtly happens in Alabama!!
Guy 1: Yo dude, I totally Alabama slammered Emily! She loved it!
Guy 2: Emily who??
Guy 1: You know, my sister Emily!!!!
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when eating the STD known as crabs from another person's pubic hair.
John decided that, for dessert, he'd have himself some Alabama crabcake.
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(Noun) A slam poet or other spoken-word performer native to the state of Alabama.
The open mic was going slowly until an Alabama slammer showed up and spat the tightest rhymes this side of the Mason-Dixon line.
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